Thursday, November 26, 2009

mummies and thingummies

So my mom recently started using the home computer a lot. And one day while I was chatting with her - 

Momwhere is the question marki am not able to locate
 me: it is beside '>'
  to the right of that i think
  to the left of 'shift' key
shift key is below 'enter' key
  and when you have to use the question mark - you use shift + that button
 Mom: ? got it
 me: yessss
  congratulations :D
clap clap :D

Cute eh?!

Friday, September 25, 2009

500 Lire

A young man, in his late twenties, stares at the note proudly. He is happy and is lost in the thickets of his memories. He is reminded of the 10-Km-walk to school in a small village near Bijapur, of cattle on his father’s field, of his grandmother who sported blatant favoritism towards him instead of showering her love equally among the four brothers…

A kid, in his pre-teen years, stares at the note proudly, given to him by his father. The note marks the first of the collection he is going to be madly driven by, in the years to come…
A girl, in her pre-teen years, stares at the note proudly. She is confused but at the same time elated by the possession which cost her just one cent. She is thankful for the addition to her eccentric collection and is also convinced that the kid is stupid...

A young man, in his early twenties, stares at the note proudly. He is happy to have the note back in his possession. He now owes her one cent...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Right Ho, Jeeves!

I reckon I have been bally unfortunate not to have come across the works of Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse in my childhood (ahem!).

About a month ago, I bought ‘Right Ho, Jeeves!’. You see, one usually crushes to the feeling of obligation and guilt post the debit card swipe for the purchase, something that primarily motivates me to finish the book unless it’s an HP novel. Now what makes this book particularly shag-worthy (Pardon me, but I could not think of a better word) is the artistic play of words and the humour that conceives owing to its apt verbosity.

The story in no way is extraordinary or mind-bloggling or any other word that would indicate that the story is extraordinary. Bertram Wooster (the supporting character) takes up the task of pairing two couples and creates a mess of the whole situation, only to find Jeeves (Ladies and Gentlemen, the protagonist) sorting the rummy situation later. It is only the writing style that keeps one hooked up till the end.

Another thing that I liked about the novel is author’s usage of word ‘Love’ in place of the word like crush or infatuation (The usage is seen a lot more in ‘The Inimitable Jeeves’). Archaic but genuine of those times when ‘love at first sight’ and poetry was enough to get the girl betrothed to the guy. Bring it into the present time and we have commitment issues and ‘thank you’ as a reply to I Love You! (Been watching a lot of two and a half men lately.)

Anyway, that’s that. Overall a good book and a must read, at least one from the Jeeves and Wooster series.
Toodles!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Smart Site

My cell was out of balance and hence was messaging from youmint.com. Doubting if the service was active, I tried messaging myself. This is what appears after clicking SEND-

Click on the image for a better view.



What is freedom?

Freedom is when you sport boxers instead of briefs.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Love Aaj Kal...

...sucks!
The director obviously could not correct Saif’s acting in every frame for obvious reasons
-He was the producer
-The director must have given up after an initial set of corrections

Anyway, the acting was definitely not a benchmark to an amateur entrant to even suck in the industry. Deepika Padukone’s acting was good, assuming the role required an expressionless and I-just-like-to-look-blank acting. She was not bad, or may be I am just biased because of her hot bod.

The movie shows two stories running in parallel but separated in the temporal dimension. Rishi Kapoor mentors Jai (Saif) with anecdotes from his own love story. The Saif in pagadi is Rishi Kapoor’s character in his twenties. It’s a love story which deserved good acting, but the production behavioral economics screwed it all. Also a speedy showcase of the whole movie at the start with jumbled up scenes and abrupt changes might seem redundant and confusing. But I’ll suggest you hang in there, for you would have already paid 100 bucks and are dumb enough to watch it after this review.

Saif - I am producing a movie in which I am gonna be in the lead role. I will try to look young, and act good, but hey! I can’t guarantee. I am just giving you money.

Director – Yeah whatever! Deepika Padukone and Saif Ali Khan… OMG, the movie is going to be a blockbuster!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

3G Spectrum Auctions


In the 7th chapter of the Undercover Economist, The Men Who Knew the Value of Nothing, the author speaks about the concept of game theory used in the process of auctions. Curiosity hand-in-hand with my joblessness got me to research a bit about it. The Biggest Auction Ever: the Sale of the British 3G Telecom Licences.

Before that, I’ll re-request you to buy the book and give it a read.

This particular case study speaks about the 3G Spectrum Auction that was held in UK in 2000. Three years prior to the auction, economists Ken Binmore and Paul Klemperer were assigned the job of tailoring the auction for UK - a decision that paid the government handsomely. The auction was a huge success with earnings of about £23 Billion (2.5% of GNP), all most eight times the initial estimate of £3 Billion.

I have never really appreciated the beauty of economics until I came across this auction and its outcome. An adaptation of simultaneous ascending design was employed, where in, all the licenses were auctioned simultaneously with a bidder bidding for only one license. The winner is not decided until only one bidder is left for the particular license and the price being the last bid.

The economics of the auction - since there were already four incumbents of the 2G telecom industry as potential bidders, and with the engineering team’s initial promise of four licenses, it was feared that the incumbents would be the obvious winners (for less price/bid) owing to the established market and telecom infrastructure for 2G. Obviously, this forethought would have been thought to be a discouragement to the new entrants to bid in the auctions had there been only four licenses and hence a different untested strategy would have been considered.

But later when a fifth license was also being promised, it was possible for a new entrant to purchase a license (this license was apparently a good one, second largest bandwidth among the five). And since prices always get decided marginally, the marginal bidding (the bidding for the fifth license in this case) made sure that the bids increase for all the licenses in each round. How it works is, when the new entrants are given a fair opportunity to get a license, it gave them an incentive to bid aggressively owing to the fact that they have nothing to lose (the initial deposit was refundable in the event of losing). And with that the incumbents always had to bid higher in each round for their respective target licenses in order to ensure participation in the auction. So what ensued was a tiresome auction (for the economists who designed it) which began on 6th March 2000 and went on till 27th April 2000, with 150 rounds, until the second bidders for all the licenses backed out leaving the winners to claim their prize. All the four incumbents did manage to secure themselves a license each but at a very high price. Like I said, it worked out pretty well for the government.

This left me thinking as to what might be a possible loophole-free design for India’s 3G auction. Now, the auction is around the corner and no one really knows how far down the timeline does that indicate. However, with a reservation for the new entrants in case the number of licenses is more than the incumbents in India or a simple ascending design (with a company allowed to bid for only one license) if the number is less than the number of incumbents planning to bid should work out in the favour of the government. Vodafone, Airtel, Reliance, Cellone and Tata Indicom are the India’s major cellular service provider with other major regional providers like Aircel in Tamil Nadu, Idea in North India, Dolphin in Mumbai etc. And since the number of incumbent bidders per state would be more than the licenses available for bidding in that state, the second design would seem apt. I can only anticipate as far as this, I am looking forward to the auction. 

On a lighter note, regarding auctions, apparently in 193 AD the Praetorian assassins auctioned the roman throne and the winner was a Praetor by the name of Didius Julianus. Sweet huh?!

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